More likely seeing you as a borderline land based bipod psychotic with slow spastic reaction times, muscle movements.
I was in San Diego, went to Coronado before a schooner whale trip. Called whales. Whales arrived below me. Several small and larger craft approached whales blocking their progress south. One had a dog on deck, barking. Helmsman chased whales with dog driving one to the north.
Schooner ? They didn't see whales but we did see birds close up sailing right thru the flock. Nice boat. Great swells off the bar. Beeeutiful.