Another overnight train and I was back in Mathura and itching to get back on the river. The hotel staff allowed me to put Moganga together in the quiet sanctuary of the freshly painted lobby and then helped me carry her to the river. The Yamuna greeted me with a dead pig floating by, its legs reaching skyward, and several snotty-nosed little kids who threw mud clods at me. The river stank for most of the day and I paddled stiffly. There was little to see other than the occasional fishermen, and I was feeling grouchy because of the foul river and the long train rides.
India has a way of making up for bad days. Later that day, I stopped at what turned out to be a stupa dedicated to the blind poet Sudernath, who lived nearby in the late 16th and early 17th centuries. As I explored the site, I met Prem, a teacher at a school for the blind that is located there. Although the students were away on holiday, he invited me to stay the night. As we crossed the compound, a group of sighted teachers were asking me questions, and I turned just in time to see Prem walk straight into a freshly planted metal post. We all ran over to make sure he was okay and, as he rubbed his head and nose, he held my hand and told me, "This is the life of a blind man in India." Afterwards, I became his guide and he spent the evening teaching me about Sudernath and the school. The next morning, although I was invited to stay and rest, I explained that I wanted to reach Agra and the Taj Mahal. The teachers carried my boat to the river as I walked arm-in-arm with Prem.
The river seemed cleaner and there were patches of forest as I headed south. Early in the afternoon, a group of fishermen and a farmer with a camel called me over. As we tried to communicate, I realized that I could see the Taj Mahal in the distance. I thought I'd be there in a couple of hours, but the river soon turned north and then west before finally swinging back to the south. As the sun set I entered the outskirts of town and again the river twisted. Night set in and a dirty mist blanketed the river. People with cooking fires were camped on the banks, and I could hear drains emptying into the river. A cacophony of cars, buses, cows and shouting mothers blared from every direction. Agra has electricity problems and, just as I was getting my bearings, everything went pitch dark. I could see nothing as I paddled except headlights and the small fires.
The full moon rose a deep red, and the power returned. I rounded a collection of buildings to find the white marble of the Taj Mahal glowing in the dusky night. I landed nearby at a two-story white stone temple dedicated to Shiva, the god of destruction. Two men were performing their pujas (prayers) and offered to help me with the boat when they were done. They asked me to join in, so I did my best bell clanging and hummed out of key. After the prayers we went to the river. Downstream there were flickering lights on the riverbanks, which they excitedly explained were the roaming spirits of sadhus, or holy men. Upriver, four bodies were silhouetted in blazing cremation pyres. As they helped me carry the boat past the temple to the road, someone vomited from a carved stone window above, splattering the boat.
Amazingly, with all that was going on down by the river, my arrival at the hotel caused quite a stir. The owners insisted that I take a large room so that the boat could be kept with me and, more importantly, the kitchen stayed open late so that I could get dinner.
The next day I toured the Taj Mahal. It was built in the 17th century by a mogul king as a mausoleum for his wife. Only a small part of the white marble interior was open to the public, but it was a welcome respite from the heat.
After a two-day stay in Agra, I told the hotel owners I would be leaving the next morning. They were quite distraught and warned me of the many dangers I would face in the "wild areas away from Agra." I thanked them for their concern and assured them I would be very careful. The next morning I headed a procession of about 20 people as I carted the boat through the botanical gardens and down to the river. The hoteliers followed on their scooter. At the river, they gave me a slingshot and their prayers for safety. With a grand send-off I headed downriver and toward the spirits of sadhus.
If the water is 9,000 times above the safe limit below Delhi, it must be 900,000 times above the safe level below Agra. The river stinks of sulphur, it's oily black, and numerous illegal steel mills dump untreated effluence into her. Of course, it is difficult to destroy a goddess, and the river is the earthly form of the goddess Yamuna. Amazingly, she somehow manages to tidy herself up and, within about 30 miles, I could see the river bottom through eight feet of water.
Nearing the crimson evening, I stopped for the night in a small forest. While I was setting up camp, two curious children appeared and gestured that I should follow them to their nearby village, Nyamatpur. It was only 400 meters away, so I went with them. There, another man insisted I visit another "close by" village, which turned out to be three kilometers away. As we walked through ancient, deeply trenched paths, I realized I had been unwise to leave some of my gear lying out next to the boat. The beautiful sunset disappeared and darkness set in. I tried to explain that I wanted to return to my boat, but the villagers wanted me to stay the night and couldn't understand my insistence on leaving. After all, none of them had seen my boat, and my attempts to explain in Hindi didn't help. Still, I was led back to the first village.
Once I was back in Nyamatpur, two men armed with lances accompanied me back to my campsite. The boat and its contents hadn't been touched, but some of my clothes, my sleeping bag and pad, and my journal had disappeared. Discouraged, I sat, thinking about what to do, but the men wanted to leave quickly. Dharmender Singh, one of the two, put me up for the night at his farm, where my story was translated to the crowd that had gathered. I was fed very spicy potato subzi while a group of men, lances in hand, headed out into the night.
I awoke at 5:00 a.m. to the sound of water buffalo chomping silage at the foot of my charpoy. After a cup of tea, I was escorted to the village teacher, who explained that bandits living in the woods had taken my things. The bandits were the reason the men had carried lances the previous night. To my amazement, the men had found and returned all of my gear except for the sleeping pad. After a few more hours of being introduced to people and drinking cups of tea and sweet buffalo milk, it was time for me to go. A crowd of 100 well-wishers waved me off, but I left feeling embarrassed and stupid to have caused everyone so much trouble.
Over the next week I began to see what the men from Agra had meant by the "wilds away from Agra." Most villages had no electricity or running water, and some had only mud thatched buildings. The people were, without exception, friendly and helpful. I felt uneasy about accepting so much hospitality, but if I wanted to eat I had no choice. My food stock was meager at best, and there were few places to buy supplies. On the other hand, my attempts at Hindi and my various gadgets such as a Walkman, camera and binoculars (which people seemed to love to look through from the wrong end) provided at least a little entertainment for the people who were looking after me. They also seemed to enjoy posing for photos, which I promised to send to them.

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